prevent getting caught for using pirated windows

Microsoft can easily catch u for using a pirated version,you can easily avoid this and can surf the internet safely.
STEPS
1.Avoid Using Direct Updates from microsoft(windows update).
even though windows update help protect your computer,but using windows update for pirated windows can land you in trouble so avoid windows updates
2.Do not Send Error Reports To Microsoft/microsoft updates When Prompted.
3.Disable All The Active X Control From Microsoft update/windows updates
4.Type gpedit.msc in Run and go to different category in the left side and under a sub category select where it says WINDOWS UPDATES(it might be shown as not configured or enabled)just disable this feature.This will disable them from getting u.
5.Enjoy safe surfing